Lower Education

Well, I had a choice today, over the course of just random thoughts passing through my head (look out regular readers, random thoughts and my mind never end well) I came up with two potential blog topics. Well rather than combine the two (totally unrelated) topics I figured I would use the fairest method I know and pick one of them, I flipped a coin. Rest assured though, I have the other topic in reserve and will be bringing it out very soon. Now I need to preface this with a few things, this line of thinking originates sometime Tuesday afternoon, while I was suffering from an extreme lack of sleep and caffeine and according to some of my friends, I was a walking bitch fit most of the day. Now with that out of the way, here is my rant.

Ok, so well all went to high school, you know those special kids, no not the really smart ones, the other ones. Yup, you guessed it, I am talking about the special ed room. I have reached the conclusion that college needs special ed classes. I mean honestly , I am getting so sick of these people taking classes they are not qualified to be in, don’t have the capacity to comprehend, don’t have the whatever it is needed to succeed in that class. My problem is not that these students need extra time, or extra help, so please don’t think I am being a complete dick (albeit Tuesday I am sure I was being much bitchier about this). But it gets to be a distraction to the students in the class who are fully capable of keeping pace with a class when the instructor has to keep going backwards in a 300 or 400 level class and explaining the basic principles from 100 level courses so some people can keep up, everyone is losing. People who are keeping up start to get bored in the class and quite paying attention because the instructor is constantly backtracking, and the students who need the help end up struggling.

The other part of this is the advisors, if they have a student who they don’t think can hack it in a program, then they should have the stones to tell that student they should really look into something else. I will admit I am not cut out to be a doctor, I suck at science and not real great in math, so for me to go into pre-med would just be stupid. Same principle applies to every program, if you suck at history, or social sciences, don’t be a political studies major. I am not trying to say these people don’t deserve an education, but there should be a program designed for those who are obviously not on the same level as other students. Now I admit to an extent that such a program would provide a way out for slackers and others who think college is that 4 year non-stop party away from mommy and daddy, but in the long run it could free up instructors to teach classes to the intellectual level that will truly inspire debate and learning and not be forced to teach an upper level course to the lowest common denominator .

So this is the end of my rant on higher education. I know some of my readers agree with me, I expect some to burn me in effigy over this, but to be honest I DON’T CARE. I for one am sick of being asked in class if I could rephrase my arguments to be SIMPLER, I am sorry little Johnny can’t keep up, perhaps if by a 400 level political class and little Johnny don’t know who in the fuck Thomas Hobbs, John Locke, or Edmond Burke are then perhaps little Johnny should change his GOD DAMN MAJOR or apply for burger flipper at McDonalds, I’ll be his reference.